2018
Microsoft Vows to Bring GitHub Down to Only 98% Downtime 04 Jun 2018
BREAKING
Twitter Developer Fired After Creating Password-Tweeting Bot 03 May 2018
BREAKING
Mozilla Announces ‘Firefox Brainfuck’ 14 Mar 2018
Developers Find JavaScript Too Difficult To Use 04 Mar 2018
BREAKING
Popular Calculator Program “Python” Proved Turing Complete 31 Jan 2018
Local Developer Distro-Hops Four Times In One Weekend 30 Jan 2018
Meet Patrick Coder, The Teen Out To Educate the World About Computer Science 08 Jan 2018
Amazon Introduces Dash Button: Nuclear Edition 03 Jan 2018
2017
BREAKING
Ajit Pai Casually Sips Big Reese’s Cup of Americans’ Tears While Laughing Maniacally 14 Dec 2017
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Comcast and EA Merge, Introduce “Internet Lootboxes” 02 Dec 2017
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Jeff Bezos Announces Purchase of Google 30 Nov 2017
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Front-end Developers Abandon “Bloated and Over-Engineered” jQuery in Favor of React 28 Nov 2017
Richard Stallman Refuses to Be Near Anyone Who Isn’t Completely Naked 20 Nov 2017
Meet Openshoe, the Open Source™ Boot Firmware For the Open Source™ User 19 Nov 2017
BREAKING
LibreOffice Chooses Poop Emoji for New Mascot 15 Nov 2017
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SpaceX Successfully Lands Man On The Sun 14 Nov 2017
Slack Announces Updated Desktop App Based On Unreal Engine 4 13 Nov 2017
OPINION
We need more programming languages 13 Nov 2017
Soundcloud Rapper No One’s Ever Heard of Reportedly Upset Over Piracy 05 Nov 2017
BREAKING
FCC Grants Comcast Monopoly on Internet Service 27 Oct 2017
Local Full Stack Web Developer Discovers Language That Isn’t JavaScript 27 Oct 2017
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Apple Awards Themselves “Best iPhone of the Year Award” For iPhone X 05 Oct 2017
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Github No Longer Using Git 28 Sep 2017
Free iPad Giveaways LTD CEO Accuses DHL Of Package Fraud 27 Sep 2017
Area Man Receives Smug Satisfaction From Buying Beer with Bitcoin 25 Sep 2017
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May: “All UK Citizens Must Hand Over Passwords” 25 Sep 2017
OPINION
Open source software not open enough 24 Sep 2017
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Standards Organization Declares Nonfree News “Not a Real News Website” 24 Sep 2017
OPINION
The computer industry needs to move forward with RAM 24 Sep 2017
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“Cleaner Apps Are Usually Malware,” Infosec Researchers Warn 22 Sep 2017
Stallman Refuses to Use Nonfree Microwave 22 Sep 2017
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Man Accused of Hacking CIA Was “Just Adding Two Objects Together in Javascript” 12 Sep 2017
Local Developer Abandons Yet Another Project 11 Sep 2017
JS Framework Author Celebrates Project Success 10 Sep 2017
Three Conflicting Forks Battle To Overthrow Node.js 08 Sep 2017
BREAKING
“Our Goal is Zero Uptime” Announces GitHub CEO 06 Sep 2017
Popular Compiler Project LLVM Removes All Documentation 05 Sep 2017