Founded in 0x0539 BCE, Nonfree News is a periodical online publication dedicated to delivering the latest and greatest news and commentary on the state of the technology industry.
- Is this satire?
No. Why would you think that?
- If you were founded so long ago, how come your first article is from 2017?
We had to delete all our previous articles due to Article 13.
- How is this site so damn quick?
Absolutely no idea. We literally bloated every webpage with ASCII art of our hero.
- Can I access the source code?
It’s nonfree, so, no.
- Have any of these questions ever been asked?
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