After becoming moderately popular on social media, Nonfree News was subject to scrunity from the International Organization for Standardization. After days of discussion, Nonfree News was declared “not a real news website,” much to the dismay of members of the public.
Page size and load times are not the only factors in determining the status of a news site, however. After leaving the offices, an anonymous note written in invisible ink was passed to Nonfree News associates, which detailed the exact process that websites must go through. After applying some lemon juice, the Nonfree News chief, haskal, was able to decipher the message.
As a result, Nonfree News is happy to announce popups with autoplaying video advertisments on every page of the site. The new feature will roll out in a few months after the time of writing. Please contact us with any questions about the new feature.