Meet Patrick Coder, The Teen Out To Educate the World About Computer Science
08 Jan 2018
Amazon Introduces Dash Button: Nuclear Edition
In an effort to assist US President Donald Trump in his international dominance, Amazon is introducing a new product to the Dash lineup: a nuclear launch trigger.For just $4.99, the Dash Nuclear is a steal. It’s quick and easy to press, and adheres to any surface, including the oval office desk. A small group of Nonfree News reporters visited the White House to witness this marvel first-hand.
03 Jan 2018
Ajit Pai Casually Sips Big Reese’s Cup of Americans’ Tears While Laughing Maniacally
Soon after the FCC successfully repealed Net Neutrality, reports indicate FCC Chairman Ajit Pai was found casually sipping on the tears of American citizens from his infamous giant Reese’s mug while laughing maniacally.
14 Dec 2017
Comcast and EA Merge, Introduce “Internet Lootboxes” 02 Dec 2017
Jeff Bezos Announces Purchase of Google 30 Nov 2017
Front-end Developers Abandon “Bloated and Over-Engineered” jQuery in Favor of React 28 Nov 2017
Richard Stallman Refuses to Be Near Anyone Who Isn’t Completely Naked 20 Nov 2017
Meet Openshoe, the Open Source™ Boot Firmware For the Open Source™ User 19 Nov 2017
LibreOffice Chooses Poop Emoji for New Mascot 15 Nov 2017